Move your butt and get some Exercise!

Welcome to Facebook! You're never getting out.

Slow internet is more painful than breaking up with girlfriend.

Facebook is like a jail, You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls and get poked by guys you don't really know

Beware of Trolls!

Cute Girls / Guys Everywhere!

You have been blocked for 30 days.

Sexy Bikini Girls

Stalkers are Everywhere

This is where everyone is happy except you.

IF you are Rich never post any personal information especially where you live.

We want more food pictures! it makes us Hungry

Someday I think I might try to log out of Facebook

Stop telling people to Like your profile picture

There must be more to Life than Facebook

This is not the place to sell your stuffs

No one wants to know what you are doing every 15 minutes

Do not Like and Share something because they told you to. Like & Share this.

Do not like every post you make

Tagging everyone you know is not healthy.

Do not add friends you don't know personally